Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Samuel Dominguez

Cause of Death: Unknown

So, I've decided that I would just do a suicide email with a link to my suicide website where you could sign up for news letters on how I'm doing in the afterlife, but they would be written by Chuck Palahniuk acting as Stephen Hawking. Then I could just disappear to Switzerland or Australia and start a new life.

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