Thursday, March 22, 2012

Suicide Note*:

Dear Reader,


You’re welcome.



*Note found attached to the outside of a plastic bag taped around the deceased’s anus. The exterior of the bag and the note itself secured ratings of “mostly clean” upon their discovery. No official record exists of the cleanliness of the deceased’s pants. Local legend holds the pants’ condition as “reduced to a pile of ashes several feet from the body”. Also is ‘deceased’ one of those words like ‘inflammable’?

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