Thursday, April 12, 2012

Mike Tyson

 



“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"I'll fuck you 'till you love me, fggt"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

On George Zimmerman "The fact that he hasn't been shot yet is a disgrace"

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

 

 

 

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