Thursday, May 31, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSHUA (Extremely NSFW)

No one person has shaped who I am more than you. I want to thank you for destroying my youthful idealism and making me realize the world is a cold, dark, loveless place that is oppressive and suffocating. Without you, I could never have achieved my status as an alcoholic underachiever with no self respect. You light up my lyfe.

j/k. It's obviously my dad's fault. LYLAS.

I didn't know what to get you, so here are the most amazing pictures of dicks I could find on craigslist.

Also, did you write this?

PUFFY NIPPLES OR BOOBIE MILK

"Hello Ladies, i am looking for something specific, i want to mess around with Boobies, in particular boobies that are either full of sweet milk or boobies with nice big puffy nipples. if you have either of these please get in touch with me, i am not necessarily looking for sex, but if it goes there then so be it but that will be for you to choose if we do that or not. PLEASE PUT WHICH OF THE TWO QUALITIES YOU HAVE IN THE SUBJECT LINE. Pics are a must to prove you are real and serious. "

The shadow of  this beautiful penis on this beautiful milky leg is "stunning."



FUCKING teen dream.



Not sure if this is the scariest penis I've I've ever seen. Seems like it's "alive" independent of this person's body. Like if you touched it, it would have a conversation with you in moon language.



Plz admire my "huge" sweet penis in my tite car. Love u.



I love Tabasco, don't you?
Maybe the next time I'm in your neck of the woods
I could add a little spice to your life?



This is a picture of a dick taken in the mirror and the title is "DOUBLE VISION." Feel like I laughed about it for 5 straight minutes. Good human.



This feels REALLY funny to me, not really sure why. Just like..slight muffin top, striped panties and a little scary "peep" hanging out.



55 yr old Male: I don't want to be your husband, your 24-7 boyfriend or your best friend forever. I just want a friend with benefits once a week for a couple of hours.

This person is doing a really good job.



I may never stop laughing about this. This is the text accompanying the following photo: WANT TO GET PREGNANT?

Hello there, ladies. I know that one thing that many women really stress out over is pregnancy. The constant wondering of "when will I find the man who's child I will carry?" are over. You don't have to do that. This is pretty much free insemination. Yes, as with anything else on this site; there is a sexual bias. I want to give someone the gift that means so much to so many. If you're interested; HMU, and we can try to find you a new life.

There's a light coming out of his "fat upper penis area" let him impregnate you for real. Muh fuckin second cumming.



Not even sure if this is a penis. Looks like some type of root.



Here's some pics of dicks next to things such as $$$ so you can get an idea of "scale."









I think I'm "done" now. My desktop is so full of dick pics. Have a good one.

 

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