I realize I referred to an entire paragraph as one sentence, but I had just gotten back from an 18 year old's birthday and I was like "fucking high," or whatever.
In other news, I used to fuck this guy. Tomorrow is his birthday, he will probably spend it getting a "blowjob" while talking about getting published and putting out an "EP." I will spend it styling a photo shoot called, "SPIRITS IN THE MATERIAL WORLD," where, "Spirits refers to alcohol," and, "Don't worry, no need to bring fairy wings, we've got them." THANK GOD.
Not saying I'm going to "kill myself" just saying I'm going to eat 10-30 Xanax bars, "Like a magical person."