Tuesday, May 8, 2012

My Mom Treats Me Like I Am Wikipedia

My mom treats me like I am Wikipedia.

Examples:

"Name every book by Christopher Hitchens."

"What's an areola?"

"How did Peter Steele die?"

"Who is Richard Yates?"

"Name every type of opiate medication."

"Name every type of hypnotic."

"Name every type of benzodiazepine."

"What is Sanskrit?"

"What is an Aryan?"

Then like--a few days later she will ask me the same questions, and tell me another story about cute dead animals or corpse rapes of children or something. She also loves death metal.

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