Anonymous: So...I'm meeting lil kim on Monday and was supposed to get my "crush on you" kim tattoo by then, but I lost my job. I need a quick miracle. Should I let someone jerk off on me for 200 bux? Sell a dior suit? Or rob someone?
Anonymous: It's a legit crises.
Me: Well robbing someone is bad, the other two seem fine.
Anonymous: Yeah...I think we all know what it's going to have to CUM to