Got a short story accepted by a lit mag I really like. It's paid. First time I've ever submitted anything to anyone, ever. Took less than a day. I really am that good. Suck it, haters.
Just kidding. I mean, that really did happen, but I still h8 myself. I would never tell anyone to, "Suck it." I was just trying to pretend like I believe in myself. #yolo