My friend Glen sent me a handwritten note today on notebook paper. Like the kind you get in trouble for in middle school and addressed it as "Tingly Calliente" lol. I really love getting stuff in the mail. It makes me feel good about being alive. Handwritten notes feel really good. I should send people mail more often.
I wish Glen was my wife, but she only likes gingers and like...I'm pretty sure she's already married to some Asian girl we met at a pot dealing unicyclist's house after drinking between 10-30 lone stars.