Why do people think self negation=love?
Why do people think it's "polite" and "attractive" to choke on your feelings until they become corrosive and eat away your being?
But, I really mean that. It's sick shit.
In other news, I made iced coffee out of instant coffee crystals and a couple of the crystals didn't dissolve all the way and I sucked some up into the straw, let me tell you, it was the most intense thing that's ever been in my mouth.
Feel free to make some kind of dick joke.