My brain is depressed to the point of cognitive negation. It's "full up like a landfill."
I have hundreds of unpublished drafts of things that I wrote when my brain was somewhat less useless. Here are some excerpts:
"Sometimes I just wanna say something like, 'Your career advice is even less exciting than your lazy fucks.'"
"In summation, TL;DR"
"Someone texted 'YOLO' to me. I texted back 'BNA (born never asked.)'"
"When I think of truly hating someone, I think like, if I saw that person in public, I would have a difficult time not physically attacking them. Like, I might have to take infinity xanax to avoid grabbing for their throat. I think like, If I could murder that person without getting in trouble, believe me I would."
"I love how little people care for and respect each other. It's beautiful."
"Everyone I know will be married in five years."
"When do you think the phase of thinking your life is 'performance art' and thinking thinking that is a novel concept hits its peak?"