Last night I had a sex dream. I think it's only maybe like the third sex dream I've ever had. I was going to describe it in a lot of detail, and I feel like I have to if the story is going to be funny, but I don't know if I can because I can talk about other people having sex and it's fine, but I can't talk about me having sex, even if it's a dream because it makes me feel really shy.
Well, it involved having a really bad kind of sex (with a girl)!!! in front of a bunch of people, and I didn't want to be having sex with the person, like it was kind of rapey, sex, like crowd commissioned rape sex, and at first I didn't like it, and then I did, and then I said something like, "Fuck, that feels good," or something, and then I think the girl said, "Really?" in a surprised kind of way. Anyway, when it was over, (in the dream) I thought, "Wow, I REALLY need to add this bitch on Facebook" lol, like that was the conclusion of the dream.
I feel like that's fucked up for such a myriad of reasons. I like how even in my dreams everything is a joke.