My bedroom is pretty much the most magical place in the history of time. If you saw it, you would be impressed lol. The thing is, also, I think the stuff in it probably cost a total of fifty dollars. I sent my friend a picture of it last night and there was a roll of paper towels and a wire hanger on my bed, and I said that it looked like I was about to preform an at home abortion ; )
Emoticons are the funniest thing ever. EVER. When people text emoticons to me, I feel all my feelings at once.
Earlier, I was watching the news and someone said, "Spilling its 'load' all over the highway." I felt like I was 12.