Tuesday, October 2, 2012

An Open Letter To A Potential Guest

So here's the next question, who is going to come stay with me in middle of nowhere Washington for some weeks in December? You don't really need any money, you just need to like...get there. It'd be good to go to Canada, like, it'd be good if you had a passport, I don't know, it seems like you could just like..."smuggle" someone in there. I don't know.

Basically I just wanna like...dress up in really fancy clothes and like drink heavily. Doesn't that sound good to you? Don't you want that for yourself?

Nick Heet?


  1. There's a strong possibility this could happen in December ; )

  2. Sounds fun. Cigarettes in Canada are $$$. Check your email.

  3. I mean, if cigarettes just killed you, that would be great. Like, I'm super "down" for that, it's just that, they make you look like a fucking shar pei also and I'm fucking vain and insecure. I don't know. I don't know.

    I'm sorry I haven't answered your email. I got really busy and/or like depressed overwhelmed by humanity. Something. I don't know. Lol. Tomorrow will be better. I mean, it won't, but like, I will answer your email tomorrow. I would answer it now but I have to go to bed because the band starts in 4 hours.