"Talentless egotistical assholes exhibiting autistic social behavior who can't fuck and other cliches."
"Everything I need to murder you is available at the dollar store: Thank God!"
"C U Next Tuesday Shitheads."
So, my friend Andy, who's like 60 or something went on a houseboat to party with a bunch of other 60 something people, and like, he said they just talked about their prostates a lot and stuff, but there was this one guy was really weird, and super controlling with his wife, like ordering her around and stuff, and she went out kayaking with some dude, like away from the group, and her creep ass husband got a pair of high powered binoculars and just watched her for like two hours, lol. Apparently, the reaction of every woman on the boat was, "That's so romantic," LOL.