Thursday, October 11, 2012


I'm fucking like...worried about everyone. It seems like everyone keeps expressing feelings about being at "an all time low" or something. What can I do? Like, what can I do for you all? Can I do something to make you guys feel better?

I mean, I'm a bulimic alcoholic with crippling depression and eight dollars in my bank account so be "realistic" about your expectations, but like...I want to help.


  1. the people are dying to know where sexcapades is

  2. All 12 of them.

    "Said woman take it slow, it'll work itself out fine. All we need is just a little patience. Said sugar take it slow and we'll come together fine."

    -Axl (corn rows) Rose

    PS would you "hit that" via 1987?

  3. Also, I just had this like "vision" of being at the doctor's office and the doctor (a middle aged dude with a stern face) being like, "You have cancer" and me just, nonchalantly being like, "Oh. Okay."

    That has nothing to do with anything, like I'm "just saying."