Thursday, October 11, 2012

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I'm fucking like...worried about everyone. It seems like everyone keeps expressing feelings about being at "an all time low" or something. What can I do? Like, what can I do for you all? Can I do something to make you guys feel better?

I mean, I'm a bulimic alcoholic with crippling depression and eight dollars in my bank account so be "realistic" about your expectations, but like...I want to help.

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  1. the people are dying to know where sexcapades is

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  2. All 12 of them.

    "Said woman take it slow, it'll work itself out fine. All we need is just a little patience. Said sugar take it slow and we'll come together fine."

    -Axl (corn rows) Rose

    PS would you "hit that" via 1987?

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  3. Also, I just had this like "vision" of being at the doctor's office and the doctor (a middle aged dude with a stern face) being like, "You have cancer" and me just, nonchalantly being like, "Oh. Okay."

    That has nothing to do with anything, like I'm "just saying."

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