Bought a Nick Cave novel at Dollar Tree.
Had the following conversation with a "friend."
Him: Why tha fuck dint you come to our show$ [sic]
She: Sorry I was probably having a nervous breakdown or something.
Him: Do you need further medication or are you just a piece of shit?
Also, I swear to god, a complete stranger called me and left me a voicemail saying he just wanted to call to chat, because he's drunk and p.s. he's going to stab my ex boyfriend in the throat.
Some people know just what to say.