Let's make a new one:1. the only god is your heart2. steal your parents pharmaceuticals.3. never pay for dinner
4. See the money up front 5. Don't let them cum in you6. Don't shoplift unless you've stolen booze first
7. Never forget Yasmine Bleeth's lesson
8. masturbate in public
9. You can always be thinner, vomit up dinner. 10. Die before you get old.
secret commandment:get a lot of plastic surgery and lie about it
Steve Zahn could be the new jesus.