Thursday, January 10, 2013

Listen

"We're not going to have sex. For a lot of reasons. Namely, there's no lock on my bedroom door. Also, you're not a 'condom' guy and I'm not a 'pull and pray' girl. Those are the main reasons, but they seem critical. You can come over and hang out in my bed if you want to be really quiet and read me David Foster Wallace, otherwise, I have nothing to offer you."

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