K, so, I made eye contact with the guy at the library and now I can't stop laughing, and I seem insane. Jesus. I don't think I've ever like...been more in love with a stranger that looks like Ben Gibbard.
Honestly, like...I hate Death Cab for Cutie, and honestly, he probably plays World of Warcraft, but like...I don't even care.
You guys, also, this other weird looking Asian man came in and like they smiled at each other, and maybe I'm insane, but like...I swear I saw the guy stick his tongue out at him. Maybe he's gay.
How long can this go on for? I can't talk to him because like....the thought of it makes me feel like I'm going to vomit, if I were to talk to him....What would I even say? So...you look like Ben Gibbard/are you a wizard and/or gay?/Wanna get married?