Sunday, February 3, 2013

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Why do I have such an aversion to horses?

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Dear Sexyvixen,

One time I was talking to you about horses, and you said anyone who has "no opinion" about horses "seems like a sociopath."

In my head, that's like, the funniest/most relevant thing anyone has ever said.

8 comments:

  1. It's true!

    Remember in elementary school when specific girls get really "into horses" and from then on are regarded as "horse girls"? And there is some bizarre sexual undercurrent potentially involved...I feel like that is the moment everyone develops strong opinions about horses. If you are ambivalent "about horses", then you are probably a sociopath. simple.

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  2. http://youtu.be/wPG7PcI67dE

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  3. Forgot to mention Larry....that literally made me throw up in my mouth. Quite possibly the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.

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  4. Is that some alternate version of you in that profile pic of yours?

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  5. No, no one has seen me in over a year I guess since I haven't had a Facebook unless they've seen me in "real life," which you had the opportunity to do, but you were like "fucking around" or something. I just dyed my hair pink because, you know, I'm insane.

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  6. I guess, "Larry," in a certain way, it is an alternate version of me.

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  7. Pink hair is my horse's favorite flavor.

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