Thursday, March 14, 2013

Still the Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen

"What's a gang bang?" Seems self explanatory. Her "manager" ahahahahaha. Tyra went to Harvard : )

7 comments:

  1. People like to pretend on television. That poor excuse of an "interview" has always made me want to stab.

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  2. Your writing is good, "dude," don't worry. You know, you're the only girl that reads this blog besides sexyvixen who is occasionally a female. It's a boys club, lol. I still need to post your songs. It usually takes me like 3 months or more to do everything, I'm such a fuck up. I still haven't even sent people their "Christmas" gifts and it's the middle of March.

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  3. Thanks. Re-reading what I've written is comparable to the discomfort felt when a speculum is used to spread open any orifice.

    I feel like girls are usually more interested in things like incessant attention and sephora. And probably instagram as well.

    At least your blog has a "following", I think. You and Hollywood Daddy are the only ones who know about mine and that's fine.

    I know someone who is a bigger fuck up than you in that regard, lololol. She made like 80 Christmas portrait card thingies, addressed and stamped them, and never sent them out but did post a picture of them on facebook in February.

    You're a winner in my book.

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  4. Read this comment thread while imagining both of you in crop tops and panties.

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  5. Seems like the most appropriate thing to do at this point.

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  6. Cuuuuuuuute. I died for a few days, and didn't look at my blog or emails. To say my bog has a "following" would be hyperbolic, I think. It's more like, I have 15-20 friends who read it to feel better about their own lives/make sure I haven't overdosed. Not sure. Added note, I'm actually obsessed with crop tops.

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  7. What the fuck are friends.

    More notes: I feel the same way about panties.

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