Monday, March 18, 2013


So like, hey. I miss you guys. Everyone wants me to go to Psych Fest. Can I pull that together in a month? Seems unlikely, but we'll see what the universe has in store.

What do you call a person you're sleeping with that isn't your "boyfriend," that is probably, actually your "boyfriend" but neither of you feel comfortable referring to each other as things like "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" because it's gross? Just, "Muh man?" Let's just go with that.

So, I was at "muh man's" house, and he says to me, nonchalantly, "I was reading this article earlier about this Connecticut supreme court case. It might make it a crime to have 'sadomasochistic' sex with a 'mentally ill' person."

I shook my head, and thought, "That's interesting." Then I read this article about Lawrence V. Texas and had my mind blown because "sodomy" was illegal in thirteen states until ten years ago.

Anyway though, I thought about it later, and I wondered did he just read about that because it's like, a "current event" or was he googling the legality of having "belt sex" with a "mentally ill" girl?

I guess I'll never know.

Speaking of mentally ill, you might wonder, "Hey Raye, do you hold grudges?" Like, "If someone 'fucks' you, metaphorically speaking, do you 'let it go' or do you think about it forever and ever?"

Good question.

This is a bag of bullets:

And you can look at this as an exercise in symbolism or actual insanity, but each of the bullets is specifically labeled. I can't say whether or not I hold grudges, but I can tell you one thing for sure, if you're a shitty human being, I've got a bullet with your name on it ; )


  1. I think the moniker you're looking for is "daddy".

    Bullets seem a little dramatic since they aren't even the same fucking caliber. I mean, unless you're packing different firearms in your bedroom, then yeah, a little scary.

    While reading this I imagined psych fest as 11 balding white men standing in a semi-circle rubbing their crotches while criticizing a crying 15-year-old girl.

  2. Lol@ psych fest.

    I would never refer to a guy I'm fucking as "daddy" but I understand the appeal.

    I don't think it's "dramatic" I think it's "hilarious" and of course they're different calibers. Different people deserve different bullets.

  3. "daddy" was a joke. You're a little too old to be using the term anyways.

    "new daddy" seems funnier.

    You could try ephemeral partner. People will think you're being new-new age and cool.

    Or just use the biker chick cliche "old man". It sounds like a rehash of daddy though. So I dunno.


    Yeah, just use dude.

    I think dramatic and hilarious are twins. Not identical, more like separated by 5 minutes. One has a lazy eye.

    Different calibers makes sense now that you explained it.

    The .99 cent store drug baggie sort of detracts from the full presentation. You might want to upgrade. I can send you something if you want.

    I have lots of cool bags/cigar boxes.

  4. No, lol. I'm just being prankish.

  5. Yeah, you don't seem like the type of person to hunt game. ;)