One time I was at Sundance and I saw this short film and it was just like a REALLY old man going down on a REALLY old woman and like, it wasn't a joke.
When someone asks me how I'm doing I like to respond with a non sequitur:
"Dolly Parton's face"
"90s murdering hitch hiker motif"
"Dennis Rodman's fashion sense"
"Eh...Hangin' on by a thread." *pause* "Jk"