Sunday, May 5, 2013


One time I was at Sundance and I saw this short film and it was just like a REALLY old man going down on a REALLY old woman and like, it wasn't a joke.

When someone asks me how I'm doing I like to respond with a non sequitur:

"Cum Drunk"

"Dolly Parton's face"

"90s murdering hitch hiker motif"

"Dennis Rodman's fashion sense"


"Eh...Hangin' on by a thread." *pause* "Jk"

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