Friday, June 28, 2013

Drinking Tequila at Noon. Not in the way where middle aged women have whimsical daytime cocktails, but in the way where you will probably be dead in six months. Seriously Though hahahahaha

"I wish you were here, and I wish I was part Korean so we could go out as Jon and Kate Goslin."


  1. You should absolutely consider getting a "Kate(JonnKateplus8) Doo"

    or making a jacket that looks like it.

    are you going to be kate? or am I?

  2. Lol. When I was in high school we used to call that haircut "the shotgun blast" because your hair, you know, looks like brain matter spraying out of your skull.

    I think we should play Bruce and Kris Jenner.

  3. One of us would have to get a real skin mask for Bruce Jenner

  4. I'm more than willing to get a bad wig and disfigure myself via horrific plastic surgery for the sake of an arbitrary joke.

  5. Since the last time we spoke I went on an ibogaine trip and saw my entire future. It culminated in a dead skin mask of Bruce Jenner's face sutured onto my face and a date to Golden Coral where I drink from a giant fountain of liquid gold cheese until I die.

    Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.