Thursday, August 1, 2013

I was sleeping with this guy who liked to play this "game" that involved taking an ambien and seeing if you could cum before passing out.

I think it's "funner" when you replace the activity with taking, like, a 50 mile drive.

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  1. I thought only middle-aged, chubby white women eat ambien. Who knew.

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  2. He was a chubby middle aged white woman.

    In all seriousness though, when I think of ambien, I usually think of my friend...I'm just gonna go 'head and use her real name, Annie. I think of my friend Annie, one night, wasted and dosed on two ambien breaking a television and then immediately pissing her pants. It's good stuff, f'real.

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  3. Whenever I see this avatar I immediately imagine myself emphatically pinching your cheeks while saying, "and what does lil raye want for christmas!"

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  4. Yeah, I should change it since I don't have pink hair anymore, but I can't be bothered to manage my persona.

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  5. I don't think you should change it.

    Man, just had a sudden panic attack where I imagined a virtual reality without those cheeks.

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  6. That time is coming. I can feel the slow tug of death creeping into my into my facial features daily. It's all downhill from here, literally. "Supes" excited.

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  7. Raye, it's absolutely time to enforce the "velvet rope" policy around here.

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