Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Full Disclosure

So, I was trying to sleep for the rest of my life, but then, someone started playing Mumford and Sons at an OUTRAGEOUS volume. And, I can't verify that, or elaborate on it, because, I don't actually know any songs by Mumford and Sons, I just have this, like, vague idea about what they must sound like in my head. So, this is either Mumford and Sons, or something that sounds the way Mumford and Sons sounds in my head. Then, they started using a chainsaw to do something. I can't confirm that either. I didn't look to make sure it was a chainsaw as opposed to some other kind of saw or sander or something, but it sounds the way a chainsaw sounds in my head and like...at first I hoped the person would die, and then that seemed really dramatic, and then I wanted to start crying but that also seemed really dramatic so I just got some iced coffee.

6 comments:

  1. After reading the title of this post, was hoping it was going to be a .jpg of you laying naked on a bear skin rug blowing bubbles with a disinterested facial expression.

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  2. I'm sorry, like, that must have been really disappointing for you. Don't worry, I have a really good gift for you. It's not that, but, it's pretty dreamy.

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  3. No disappointment. I realized a long time ago my imagination > everything else.

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  4. BTW, I had to look up what mumford and sons was. My immediate thought: lol, fucking white people.

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  5. I still don't know what they sound like for sure, but I know. Like, I just know that it involves looking like an inbred mountain person and wearing wife beaters and suspenders and possibly old types of hats and obscure stringed instruments.

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  6. Yeah, like what I imagine irish homosexuals to be is the best way I can describe their vibe.

    The music is like blue grass Rascal Flats or some shit. all bad.

    Right now i'm watching Evil Dead Trap and feeling a sense of zen.

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