Tuesday, September 3, 2013
So, I was trying to sleep for the rest of my life, but then, someone started playing Mumford and Sons at an OUTRAGEOUS volume. And, I can't verify that, or elaborate on it, because, I don't actually know any songs by Mumford and Sons, I just have this, like, vague idea about what they must sound like in my head. So, this is either Mumford and Sons, or something that sounds the way Mumford and Sons sounds in my head. Then, they started using a chainsaw to do something. I can't confirm that either. I didn't look to make sure it was a chainsaw as opposed to some other kind of saw or sander or something, but it sounds the way a chainsaw sounds in my head and like...at first I hoped the person would die, and then that seemed really dramatic, and then I wanted to start crying but that also seemed really dramatic so I just got some iced coffee.